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Post by learjet on Jul 7, 2014 6:39:01 GMT
This is hilarious Jestress! My mid-afternoon brain is struggling so i'll have to come back in the morning but so far my guesses are: Faber (with the bad hair colour): Leo Stall-minder in the rose garden: Sagittarius Lee: Virgo (?) Amanda: Scorpio
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Post by jestress on Jul 8, 2014 2:06:08 GMT
You're close! I wasn't thinking of Lee for Virgo, but you're right about the others. Glad you figured out that Sagittarius was the girl at the book stall. I like her just because she has no idea who the guy flirting with her is and what he's involved in or that the lady dinging the bell is a spy who's following him.
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Post by learjet on Jul 9, 2014 9:10:26 GMT
Another try (while I should be cooking dinner) Aquarius: Alan Aries: Gelati/Necci the bad guy Taurus: Lee ? Gemini: Sophia Virgo: Billy? Capricorn: Francine
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Post by jestress on Jul 10, 2014 1:13:42 GMT
You're right about most of them. Lee is Taurus, and actually I lumped Philip in with him because the actors for those two share a birthday and because some of that horoscope can apply to Philip, too. The bad guy is Aries, and Sophia is Gemini (taking an unexpected trip is standard horoscope fare, but here it is literal, poor girl). Billy is Virgo because he doesn't have to deal with Faber or her associates, he gets to pass that along to Lee and Francine.
However, I wasn't thinking of Alan for Aquarius or Francine for Capricorn, although I can see why you might think so. Francine may be a little more difficult because she ended up sharing a sign with Dotty.
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Post by jestress on Jul 23, 2014 5:44:53 GMT
Since the episode is over, here is the horoscope I did with the people I was thinking of for each sign. Like I said, there are some people who share signs, and the ones whose birthdays I couldn't figure out (I used the actors since the characters' birthdays were never stated) I just used to fill in empty signs. Enjoy!
Aries – March 21 to April 19 – You think you have everything planned out, but events beyond your control will interfere with your plans. You know that appearances are deceptive, but this is true in more ways than one. Underestimating others can also be dangerous. (Franco “Gelati” Necci)
Taurus – April 20 to May 20 – Things may be a little stressful at work right now, but there are distinct possibilities of romance on the horizon. Don’t feel obligated to change yourself to please someone else. Be sure to spend a little time with that special someone. (Lee and Philip) Gemini – May 21 to June 20 – There is foreign travel in your future. You will soon be taking an unexpected trip. There is danger involved, but you will receive help from a relative as well as some unexpected help from strangers. (Sophia)
Cancer – June 21 to July 22 – You have a chivalrous nature and a willingness to help others. Your efforts may not produce the results you want, but the effort will be appreciated nonetheless. You will take a short, unexpected trip to a damp place. (the guy who falls in the pool trying to help Francine)
Leo – July 23 to August 22 – You’ve got an axe to grind, but you have to learn to pick your battles carefully. Some things are just not worth fighting over. Sometimes, you’re so sharp that you could cut yourself! (Representative Faber)
Virgo – August 23 to September 21 – At work, you will have to deal with difficult, judgmental people. Take a little pressure off yourself by delegating tasks to others. (Billy)
Libra – September 22 to October 23 – Things are a little crazy for you right now. The stars say that you shouldn’t rely on the stars when planning your love life. Take matters into your own hands! Trying to figure out the love lives of others is pointless. At home, play by the rules! (Francine and Dotty)
Scorpio – October 24 to November 21 – Opportunities for romance are coming your way, but the first possibility that suggests itself may not be the ideal one. Business and personal life are going to collide. Stay open to social invitations. (Amanda)
Sagittarius – November 22 to December 21 – Today may seem like an ordinary day to you, but not necessarily to everyone around you. You will soon attract the attention of a good-looking stranger, but getting involved may be a mistake. Take the opportunity to reacquaint yourself with poetry and literature. (the girl at the book stand)
Capricorn – December 22 to January 19 – Be nice to others who may be in an awkward position. When you’re in their position, they’ll be less likely to tease you if you don’t tease them. Mind your p’s and g’s! (Jamie)
Aquarius – January 20 to February 18 – You’re not easily bought, but you do have a price. Don’t be afraid to let others know what you really want. You may be helping someone else besides yourself. (Murray)
Pisces – February 19 to March 20 – There is a personal crisis that you must deal with, but you’ll find a way. There are also possibilities of romance for you, although the object of your affections may not be who or what you think. Remember to stay true to your principles! (Alan)
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